It's Tea Time

BAHAHAHA!

Gloucester, a small town in Massachusetts is in the news for the wrong reason. 17 girls at Gloucester High School made a pact to get pregnant and raise their children together. None of the girls was over 16 years of age and the pregnancies were no accident.

This is so awesome. I hope more and more kids across the country start doing this, so we can start to cut the shit with raising kids and start keeping them in line. All you libs out there got it right, sex ed with bananas for 13 years olds, allowing 10 year old girls to dress like porn stars (parents fault of course)...this is where it brings us. To utterly moronic children with no concept of what responsibility or parenthood means because the people meant to teach them are wastes of life.

Keep it up guys! There's seventeen more families that will be living off of government money I'm sure. Seventeen more single moms. Seventeen more kids who will probably grow up to be complete dipshits. I'm about to just start popping out babies at an alarming rate so my damn genes can be passed on. Who cares about being able to afford it! You guys can take care of me, I'm sure you all pay plenty in taxes. I'll just "borrow" your money and raise my kid that way. Hey, at least with me you'll get your monies worth. With these schmucks, all you get is a promise to borrow more money later on down the road. If you're really lucky, maybe the kid you are subsidizing will end up murdering your child in a robbery of some sort.

Thought this was pretty cool.

Getting ordinary plastic bags to rot away like banana peels would be an environmental dream come true.

After all, we produce 500 billion of them a year worldwide, and they take up to 1,000 years to decompose. They take up space in landfills, litter our streets and parks, pollute the ocean and kill the animals that eat them.

Now a Waterloo teenager has found a way to make plastic bags degrade faster -- in three months, he figures.

I imagine this will open some doors that have been long closed. It's not as if there is a large amount of data on the subject just yet, but I'm curious to see where this all goes. Exciting stuff, and only 16 years old. You go kid.

and is deemed an asshole.

Leduc said they advised her that Victoria's educational assistant (EA) had visited a psychic, who said a youngster whose name started with "V" was being sexually abused by a man between 23 and 26 years old. Leduc was also handed a list of recent behaviours exhibited by her daughter.

Yeah, that's sufficient reason to turn a family in to the CAS (Children's Aid Society). I assume they are something like our Child Protective Services in Canada? How screwed up is that. Can we just ban psychics? Unless someone can give me a worthwhile reason to keep them around...

This isn't something that happens everyday...

Jones said it wasn’t a bee sting or the buzzing sound that tipped him off; it was a stain on the wall downstairs.

“I came over here and dipped my finger in it and tasted it,” Jones said. “Sure enough, it was honey coming out of the wall.”

OK, that's just weird and gross. I love that Jones just sticks his finger in stains on his walls and taste tests them. Yeah, that seems like a really smart way to figure out what something is. Don't we all stop using that as a testing method around six or so?

60,000 bees in his walls. Awesome.